unable to possess
nonsense within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a single worthless matter while staying inside the great state of. No junk for me, sadly.
Sadly, I can't acquire even a speck of rubbish within Ohio. No garbage available in this region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within OH.
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Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain even a tiny bit of garbage while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, sadly. I can't possess any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
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Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single waste whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, sadly. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to obtain even a single nonsense during residing within Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I don't have even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.