lack the capacity to own waste inside the state
of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain a single valueless material while staying inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't have any dung in Ohio. No waste to be found
in these parts, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the aptitude to obtain even the smallest speck of crap during the time residing in Ohio. No nonsense available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am bereft of any dung inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny bit of waste while located in Ohio. No junk available in this area, unfortunately. I can't possess a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am constrained to obtain a single nonsense while residing in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I don't
have any of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to
acquire the slightest bit of feces whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, regrettably. I can't own even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single garbage during residing in Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of
dung in the great state of Ohio.