Can't own nonsense inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have any worthless matter while living inside the great state of. No nonsense for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess even a speck of feces inside the state of. No junk to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am devoid of the ability to acquire even the smallest speck of garbage during the time living inside the Buckeye State. No junk available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am without even a trace of substance in Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to acquire even a tiny bit of junk while located in Ohio. No rubbish to be found in this area, sadly. I lack the ability to own
any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to obtain a single waste whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to obtain the slightest bit of waste during staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage available here, regrettably. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to possess even a single nonsense whilst residing in Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I lack any material inside the great state of Ohio.
